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Sunday, December 27, 2015- time: 11:30 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), do you know that your civil servants have shut the internet access on Dr. Kadivar since Thursday 24Th of December (2015)?
Monday, December 28, 2015 – time: 1: 15 PM
Thank you respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), the problem is temporary over.
Monday, December 28, 2015 – time: 7:00 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), do you know that your civil servants have shut the access of Dr. Kadivar to her Gmail account on her cell phone since this noon?
Tuesday, December 29, 2015 – time: 10:30 AM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), last night as soon as we informed your excellency (about the problem) on this site (Freudian Association’s) Gmail account of Dr. Kadivar has been opened!!!
Tuesday, January 5, 2016 – time: 11:00 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), unfortunately your civil servants have shut the internet access on Dr. Kadivar again.
Thursday, January 5, 2016- time: 11:22 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), we are informing you that this is always this same civil servant of yours that takes action to shut the internet access on Dr. Kadivar willfully.
Sunday, January 10, 2016- time: 4:10 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), this is again that same civil servant of yours who has shut the internet access on Dr. Kadivar. Form one year ago that he has been put to this work, he has never lost any chance to bother and annoy Dr. Kadivar.
Sunday, January 10, 2016- time: 10: 45 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), what is the fault of Dr. Kadivar that should be deprived of access to the internet? Have you forgotten that here is a republic?
Tuesday, January 19, 2016- time: 10:55 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence, it seems that the main duty of some of your employees working under your command is “shutting”. Some shut internet on Dr.Kadivar and some others shut their eyes on invalid certificate of the associate professor of Tehran University of Medical Sciences! well done by this governance!!!
Saturday, January 23, 2016- time: 10:15 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence,(of Islamic Republic of Iran), it is again the shift of that sadistic civil servant. Please order your employee to open the internet access to Dr.Kadivar. We beseech you to finish these games.
Monday, January 25, 2016- time: 4:25 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), it is again the shift of that sadistic civil servant. It is really shameful. What would one judge about the ministry which shuts the internet access on the only psychoanalyst of its country?

wednesday, January 27, 2016- time: 10:50 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), apparently this new civil servant has fancied to imitate his (sadistic) colleague. You know, “secret” agents who can be easily identified… is a strange story!

Thursday, January 28, 2016- time: 02: 55 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), this poor civil servant of yours is sadistic and dull and clumsy, all together! We didn’t imagine that the ministry of “Intelligence” was a place to “favor” friends and acquaintance!

Friday, January 29, 2016-time: 12:10 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), apparently in the section of “Prevent Internet Access” of your ministry more than three people have been employed. Today, among loud cheers, a fourth employee has been introduced, and of course his training is left to the great teacher “Try and Error”!

Sunday, February 7, 2016- time: 01:30 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), thanks GOD who is almighty and glorious that here is the shift of one of your employees- from the 6 others- who is upright and efficient and intelligent as well as conscientious. It is appreciated. Of course, there’s another one who has only half of these characteristics. The other four have already been pictured!

Sunday, February 7, 2016- time: 11:00 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), this ” head” is really trying to be good. We think he fired that efficient and upright employee at once. He restricted Dr. Kadivar’s internet access and replaced one of those clumsy people hastily. All of the heads in this country do the same always, because they fear the fact that efficient employees might replace them.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016- time: 05:40 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), we do not say that dull and clumsy people must not have jobs! We only say that they may not have jobs in ministry of “””Inteligence””” all the same!!!

Sunday- February 14, 2016- 4:40 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence

If the ministry under your commands did not shut the access to internet on the only psychoanalyst of this country the make- shifts of the lights of Homayounpour would not be so daring:

«ولنتاین؛ نیازی که در قالب‌های سفارشی پاسخ داده نمی‌شود.»!!!

Saturday- February 20, 2016- 10:45 PM

Respectable Ministry of Intelligence

Again that sadistic civil servant is on duty. This single employee is bringing disgrace all your ministry in the eyes of the whole world. You know better. There are more hashtags on the way.

Dr. Mitra Kadivar

Friday- February 26, 2016- 10:11 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence

You really think that this country has no laws and rules to prevent you to take into service artless and mind- sick persons to torture civilians at their ease? Look, the glamorous election of today call for decency!

Wednesday- March 2, 2016- 9:05 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence

This “genius” who is appointed to (to watch over internet access of Dr. Kadivar) tonight does not know that Mehr News Agency belongs to our very same Iran and has shut its website on Dr. Kadivar!!! This country is really being looked after by Imam Zaman!!!

Wednesday- March 2, 2016- 10:55 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence

This new and “genius” civil servant of yours finally realized that Mehr News Agency belongs to our very same Iran, but unfortunately doesn’t know that Urumia lake too is situated in our very same country!!! With these “genius” employees soon not only Imam Zaman but the whole 124000 prophets would be incapable to look after this country!!!

Friday – March 4, 2016 – 3:25 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence

Today Dr. Kadivar had an appointment with a plumber at noon and just from an hour earlier your civil servants cut her access to mobile network (sic)!!! At 3 PM the CIA contacted Dr. Kadivar and beseeched her to ask you this question: Where do these “James Bonds” get trained???!!!

Saturday – March 5, 2016- 9:00 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence

Again that sadistic civil servant is on duty. His head is more “intelligent” than he himself for he thinks if he conceals him among six other employees, this sadistic person would be unrecognizable. Hope at least Imam Zaman would preserve this country. Your ministry causes so much sorrow and disappointment.

Sunday March 6,2016 -Time 14:55

Respectable Minister of Intelligence ( of Islamic Republic of Iran ), today’s employee who is new and novice and therefore very timid and nervous, shuts the Internet access for Dr.Kadivar totally. Unfortunately you made us to inform the World Association of Psychoanalysis regards what is happening in this country for their colleague. This global village is smaller than what your ministry imagine.

Friday, March 25, 2016- time: 13:25 PM
Oh! Respectable Minister of Intelligence, seemingly you haven’t received the e-mails for a few days [and] thought that members of Freudian Association became tired so you hired another dull and clumsy and sadistic employee. From today on sending e-mails to Respectable Members of the World Association of Psychoanalysis will resume. By the way, Happy New Year!
Sunday, April 10, 2016- time: 11:10 AM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence, have you really imagined that this country does completely belong to you and your civil servants? Well, what would be expected from the Ministry which has “economic activity” that has even been discussed in the Parliament? Seemingly this employee who is at work today is also one of those whose priority is to “misappropriate” (!!!) those “seven hundred milliard Dollars”, who has shut the internet access on Dr. Mitra Kadivar and has gone to grasp more portion from this BONUS!

Monday, April,11,2016 – Time: 20:55
Respectable Ministry of Intelligence, your exceptional employees are so drunk on the smell of 700 billion that not even one of them shows up at work anymore. Ministry of Intelligence’s version of President’s slogan of “ Foresight and Hope” seems awesome!

Friday, April 22, 2016- time: 11:30 AM

Respectable Minister of intelligence, the Director of CIA asked us to covey you his greetings and begged you to bid where do these “James Bonds” get trained, [this happened] just after the same “James Bonds” completely disconnected Dr. Kadivar’s cell phone and she was obliged to use one of her tens of credit sim cards to contact with CIA like every expert spy!!!!!

Sunday, April 24, 2016- time: 10:50 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence; the reason why these James Bonds are disconnecting Dr. Kadivar’s cell phone completely is because they don’t know how to disconnect the cellular data only! Have you seen the “Police Academy” series? It’s been 4 days and nights since  she has had her cellular network cut off! Apparently they have taught these James Bonds that if someone’s internet changes from ADSL to Notrino, it is a sign that she has been transferred from CIA to Mossad!!!

Wednesday, May 4, 2016-time: 6:50 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence of Islamic Republic of Iran, Long live ADSL, down with Notrino!
Wednesday, June 14, 2017– time:  6:58 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), Do you make up for incompetence of your under command Ministry by increasing harassment operations against your citizens? This sadistic employee of yours has made excuse to put the most pressure on Dr. Kadivar. Her cell phone has been cut for several days and also she has lost her access to e-mail since couple of hours ago. Shame on the Ministry that compensates a loss in this way.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017– time 7:12  PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), Indeed, for whom does your Ministry work? The security guards of Ministry of Health make the members of Freudian Association bruised. The security guards of Pardisan Park protect Homayounpour’s Celebritys’ party. And Hamed Danandeh has not been deprived of the University security guards.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017– time 2:09  PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence
Please warn your sadistic employee, not to push me to tarnish this country’s reputation in the world.
With regards
Dr. Mitra Kadivar

Sunday, July 16, 2017– time 11:35  PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), wouldn’t it be better if you hired some decent persons to attend the state of Hamed Danandeh and Parviz Homayounpour instead of shutting the internet access on Dr. Kadivar???
Friday, July 21, 2017– time 09:05 AM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), It’s been 24 hours that this freeloader employee of yours has shut the internet access on Dr. Kadivar and left. Is this the meaning of religious democracy? What’s the difference between this and the house arrest? To what extent are you going to continue? And do you assume that by handing the country to some parasitic persons in order to confine some other people you can establish another North Korea?

Saturday, July 29, 2017- time: 12:16 PM

Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), it is again the shift of this freeloader. I wonder by such a Ministry of Intelligence how Sepah commanders stand and brag for the USA?!!!

Sunday, October 1, 2017- time: 07:18 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran),Why do your employees fear Ashura so much? In which front do they fight? Of course today is the shift of the usual freeloader, maybe he thinks that he should have taken vacations in these days of mourning, just like others do!!
Monday, February 26, 2018- Time: 20:49 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran),
It is now four hours that this freeloader agent of yours has shut the Internet access on Dr. Kadivar. Aren’t you really ashamed of? Your airplanes fall, your ships burn, your low – income housing of Mehr are collapsed, the academic and ordinary people are made “commit suicide”, forty percent of educated people are unemployed, but your Ministry has employed three full time idle persons to shut the Internet access on Dr. Kadivar. Shame on you, indeed.
Tuesday, July 9, 2019- Time: 23:13 PM
Due to excessive harassment of Dr. Mitra Kadivar by agents of the Ministry of Intelligence, until further notice, no content will be published on this website. If the harassments continue, the Tehran Psychoanalytic Center and the Freudian Sundays classes will be shut down too.
Tuesday, July 24, 2019- Time: 14:07 PM
Due to increased harassment of Dr. Mitra Kadivar by agents of the Ministry of Intelligence, until further notice, her psychoanalysis sessions will not be held either.
Saturday, September 21, 2019- Time: 17:24 PM

For the last time I warn the Tavistockian Ministry of Intelligence, if you don’t stop harassing me, Tehran(Africa) Psychoanalytic Center will be closed down either.

Dr. Mitra Kadivar

Wednesday, October 30, 2019- time: 00:10 AM
Following the last warning to the Tavistockian Ministry of Intelligence, until further notice, both Tehran Psychoanalytic Center and Freudian Sundays classes are closed down.
Dr. Mitra Kadivar

shortlink:
https://freudianassociation.org/en/?p=16

  Date of Publish: 10 February 2016