Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), it is again the shift of that sadistic civil servant. It is really shameful. What would one judge about the ministry which shuts the internet access on the only psychoanalyst of its country?
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), apparently this new civil servant has fancied to imitate his (sadistic) colleague. You know, “secret” agents who can be easily identified… is a strange story!
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), this poor civil servant of yours is sadistic and dull and clumsy, all together! We didn’t imagine that the ministry of “Intelligence” was a place to “favor” friends and acquaintance!
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), apparently in the section of “Prevent Internet Access” of your ministry more than three people have been employed. Today, among loud cheers, a fourth employee has been introduced, and of course his training is left to the great teacher “Try and Error”!
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), thanks GOD who is almighty and glorious that here is the shift of one of your employees- from the 6 others- who is upright and efficient and intelligent as well as conscientious. It is appreciated. Of course, there’s another one who has only half of these characteristics. The other four have already been pictured!
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), this ” head” is really trying to be good. We think he fired that efficient and upright employee at once. He restricted Dr. Kadivar’s internet access and replaced one of those clumsy people hastily. All of the heads in this country do the same always, because they fear the fact that efficient employees might replace them.
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), we do not say that dull and clumsy people must not have jobs! We only say that they may not have jobs in ministry of “””Inteligence””” all the same!!!
Sunday- February 14, 2016- 4:40 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence
If the ministry under your commands did not shut the access to internet on the only psychoanalyst of this country the make- shifts of the lights of Homayounpour would not be so daring:
«ولنتاین؛ نیازی که در قالبهای سفارشی پاسخ داده نمیشود.»!!!
Saturday- February 20, 2016- 10:45 PM
Respectable Ministry of Intelligence
Again that sadistic civil servant is on duty. This single employee is bringing disgrace all your ministry in the eyes of the whole world. You know better. There are more hashtags on the way.
Dr. Mitra Kadivar
Friday- February 26, 2016- 10:11 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence
You really think that this country has no laws and rules to prevent you to take into service artless and mind- sick persons to torture civilians at their ease? Look, the glamorous election of today call for decency!
Wednesday- March 2, 2016- 9:05 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence
This “genius” who is appointed to (to watch over internet access of Dr. Kadivar) tonight does not know that Mehr News Agency belongs to our very same Iran and has shut its website on Dr. Kadivar!!! This country is really being looked after by Imam Zaman!!!
Wednesday- March 2, 2016- 10:55 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence
This new and “genius” civil servant of yours finally realized that Mehr News Agency belongs to our very same Iran, but unfortunately doesn’t know that Urumia lake too is situated in our very same country!!! With these “genius” employees soon not only Imam Zaman but the whole 124000 prophets would be incapable to look after this country!!!
Friday – March 4, 2016 – 3:25 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence
Today Dr. Kadivar had an appointment with a plumber at noon and just from an hour earlier your civil servants cut her access to mobile network (sic)!!! At 3 PM the CIA contacted Dr. Kadivar and beseeched her to ask you this question: Where do these “James Bonds” get trained???!!!
Saturday – March 5, 2016- 9:00 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence
Again that sadistic civil servant is on duty. His head is more “intelligent” than he himself for he thinks if he conceals him among six other employees, this sadistic person would be unrecognizable. Hope at least Imam Zaman would preserve this country. Your ministry causes so much sorrow and disappointment.
Respectable Minister of Intelligence ( of Islamic Republic of Iran ), today’s employee who is new and novice and therefore very timid and nervous, shuts the Internet access for Dr.Kadivar totally. Unfortunately you made us to inform the World Association of Psychoanalysis regards what is happening in this country for their colleague. This global village is smaller than what your ministry imagine.
Friday, April 22, 2016- time: 11:30 AM
Respectable Minister of intelligence, the Director of CIA asked us to covey you his greetings and begged you to bid where do these “James Bonds” get trained, [this happened] just after the same “James Bonds” completely disconnected Dr. Kadivar’s cell phone and she was obliged to use one of her tens of credit sim cards to contact with CIA like every expert spy!!!!!
Sunday, April 24, 2016- time: 10:50 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence; the reason why these James Bonds are disconnecting Dr. Kadivar’s cell phone completely is because they don’t know how to disconnect the cellular data only! Have you seen the “Police Academy” series? It’s been 4 days and nights since she has had her cellular network cut off! Apparently they have taught these James Bonds that if someone’s internet changes from ADSL to Notrino, it is a sign that she has been transferred from CIA to Mossad!!!
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), Do you make up for incompetence of your under command Ministry by increasing harassment operations against your citizens? This sadistic employee of yours has made excuse to put the most pressure on Dr. Kadivar. Her cell phone has been cut for several days and also she has lost her access to e-mail since couple of hours ago. Shame on the Ministry that compensates a loss in this way.
Wednesday, June 14, 2017– time 7:12 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), Indeed, for whom does your Ministry work? The security guards of Ministry of Health make the members of Freudian Association bruised. The security guards of Pardisan Park protect Homayounpour’s Celebritys’ party. And Hamed Danandeh has not been deprived of the University security guards.
Wednesday, July 12, 2017– time 2:09 PM
Please warn your sadistic employee, not to push me to tarnish this country’s reputation in the world.
With regards
Dr. Mitra Kadivar
Sunday, July 16, 2017– time 11:35 PM
Saturday, July 29, 2017- time: 12:16 PM
Respectable Minister of Intelligence (of Islamic Republic of Iran), it is again the shift of this freeloader. I wonder by such a Ministry of Intelligence how Sepah commanders stand and brag for the USA?!!!
It is now four hours that this freeloader agent of yours has shut the Internet access on Dr. Kadivar. Aren’t you really ashamed of? Your airplanes fall, your ships burn, your low – income housing of Mehr are collapsed, the academic and ordinary people are made “commit suicide”, forty percent of educated people are unemployed, but your Ministry has employed three full time idle persons to shut the Internet access on Dr. Kadivar. Shame on you, indeed.
For the last time I warn the Tavistockian Ministry of Intelligence, if you don’t stop harassing me, Tehran(Africa) Psychoanalytic Center will be closed down either.
Dr. Mitra Kadivar
Dr. Mitra Kadivar
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